"You’re a lying bas***d" - Mum's explicit message to 'perfect parents' is hailed best thing people have ever read


Chelsea O'Connor post tells all parents they're doing a good job - but it's rather rud

At some point, most mums and dads will find themselves thinking they're simply not good enough at the whole parenting thing.
Keeping on top of everything is hard work and it's often a thankless task.
And it's made even harder when other parents seem to be doing everything perfectly, without one single swear word or a hair out of place.
They brag about their little angels' healthy eating habits and their educational after-school activities.
But one mum Chelsea O'Connor has had enough and decided to share a VERY explicit message to all the 'perfect' parents out there, reports the Manchester Evening News .
Chelsea, from Bolton, talks very honestly about what her kids get up to at home and how she deals with them.
She writes: " 'I Never Let my Kids eat processed Foods'
"Oh pi** off Paula you lying bas***d!
"After a week of three school runs a day, plus the ‘I forgot my banana on the stairs mum!!’ re run before you eventually turn up for work, looking like something a f***ing cat dragged in, you reach for those chicken tw***ing nuggets, chips and beans on a Friday Night like we all do!
'My Kids are in bed by 7pm every night'
"Really Susan?? REALLY??
"Because my little c***t were swinging from the curtains like f**king spider monkeys every night last week until 8.30pm when they eventually shut the f**k up and went to sleep.
"F**k off Susan ya lying tw**t and put your Piriton syringe away ya cheating f**k stick!
'My kids are only allowed their tablets for 20 minutes a day'
"Barbara you’re a lying bas***d!
"We all tell them to ‘watch a film’ whilst we clean our s**t hole houses, then before we know it they’re neck deep and two hours into some screaming little t**t on YouTube, watching them play an Xbox game that they f**king own themselves, but noooooo, its more fun watching some snotty bratty bastard playing it!!
'Mine aren’t allowed treats in between meals, they have fruit'
"Carole you bull****ting a**e goblin!! I left the room for five minutes last week and this happened ...
"A f**k tonne of milk! A whole tray of biscuits. Both iPads and massive happy faces!!!
"Like f**k I was taking it off them. I was proud of their teamwork!!
"They’re children. They should be allowed chicken nuggets for tea every now and then.
"It’s OK if they have a late night here and there, or an iPad game/film for longer than 20 minutes so we can maybe, just maybe wash our f**king hair alone without our gremlins trashing the bathroom like a pair of wild bas***d seals!!
"Mums you’re doing just fine!
"Make the f**king nuggets. Utilise the iPads so you can maybe hear the voices in your head again.
"Let them knacker themselves out playing TMNT (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) upstairs on the c***ing curtains until they flake out, and let them have a treat. Let them steal the cookies from the cupboard and let them be f**king proud of it!
"With faces like those, I know I am."
And other parents absolutely love her brutally honest message.
Less than 24 hours after sharing her words of wisdom in a light-hearted Facebook post had more than 5,000 interactions and 4,000 shares.
Almost 3,000 people have commented under Chelsea's post, praising the mum for 'keeping it real'.
Kirsty Suddons said: "Hahaha this is funny so true and super funny."
Nicola Jane said: "Want to like, love and laugh at this!!! Bloody brill!x"
And Gillian Skeath added: "This is probably the best thing I've ever read."
"You’re a lying bas***d" - Mum's explicit message to 'perfect parents' is hailed best thing people have ever read "You’re a lying bas***d" - Mum's explicit message to 'perfect parents' is hailed best thing people have ever read Reviewed by Your Destination on February 01, 2018 Rating: 5

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