WATCH: Comedy Sketch Dissects 'What Happens When A Woke-Minded Google Exec Dials 911'
In their latest sketch, comedy group Riot Act dissects the shenanigans that unfold when a "woke-minded Google exec dials 911." Hint: it's a whole lot of triggered outrage.
In the sketch, which was written and directed by The Daily Wire's Paul Bois and features “Ellen” writer Adam Yenser, the woke Google executive witnesses a serious crime after hitting up a yoga class. When he speaks to an operator to report the crime, the executive refuses to identify the perpetrator out of fear of "perpetuating stereotypes." And heaven knows he will not assume the criminal's gender, either.
He might let a murderer roam free, but he’s not a gender-assuming monster, after all.
Here’s some of the amusing exchange between the woke executive and the operator, who is voiced by The Daily Wire's Elisha Krauss.
Google Executive: I was just walking back to Google after my yoga lesson to prepare my diversity seminar. Across the street, I saw a mugging. A fight broke out so I hid in the bushes to film it. Then suddenly, one shot the other. Please hurry, I'm very vulnerable and very fragile.Operator: Can you describe the suspect? What were they wearing?Google Executive: Uhh… gray hoodie, dark jeans, and some white Keds.Operator: Were they male or female? … Sir?Google Executive: I heard the question.Operator: Were they male or female?Google Executive: I won't answer that. … I can't assume their gender. … I CAN’T ASSUME THEIR GENDER!
Along the way, the sketch also pokes fun at the most recent apparent hate crime hoax involving “Empire” star Jussie Smollett, who claimed he was target by two white, male supporters of President Donald Trump for being black and gay.
Google Executive: Okay he's running away now. He shouted MAGA at me. MAGA! Did you hear that?Operator: I didn't hear that.Good Executive: Okay. Well, now that I got a better look at him, he's a straight white male. I'll be waiting in the Subway when the police arrive.
It's always those MAGA boys, even when it's not.
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WATCH: Comedy Sketch Dissects 'What Happens When A Woke-Minded Google Exec Dials 911'
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