Social isolation leads a man down a shocking Triscuit rabbit hole (21 Photos)
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There’s not a lot to do when you’re doing the social distancing thing all by yourself. You’ve watched everything there is to watch, read all the books you own, and now, you’ve resorted to reading the ingredients on the boxes in your pantry. Some read, huh?
Makes you question some things, like what is this 5-syllable chemical? Why does my peanut butter say “may contain traces of nuts?” And what does this name mean?
One enterprising dude on Twitter sought to find out. Specifically, what the fuck a Triscuit is.
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This story doesn’t originate out of isolation, but the need to make up some sort of awkward talk at a party.
We’ve all been here though. Standing around the snack table, hoping that no one will ask us a question while we have our mouth full of shrimp and Doritos.
Anyways. A valid question came up at this party.
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When Google doesn’t know something, I get nervous.
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Turns out Nabisco didn’t know what Triscuit meant either.
That’s nerve wracking.
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Here they are, full-sized.
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Holy fuck, this is a shock to my brain. This makes total sense.
Still don’t get why Tristcuit themselves didn’t know this shit.
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But they sure as hell confirmed it.
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Not only did they confirm, they steered into the discovery that a random Triscuit fan uncovered about their tasty cracker.
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They even changed their Twitter bio.
Honestly guys… the important questions are finally being answered. There’s a silver lining to this isolation.
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This comment made me spit out my drink.
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Anyone gonna solve the one?
That’s a rabbit hole for another day.
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Social isolation leads a man down a shocking Triscuit rabbit hole (21 Photos)
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