1 We Have Been Forced Quarantined For 48 Hours. Notice The Empty Street And The Closed Gas Station And These Guys Managed To Get Into A Crash 2 HS Teacher Remote Teaching. Our Platform Generates Unique Classroom Codes For Each Course. For My Course, I Have To Screenshot And Send “Jizzin’ To God” To All My Students 3 Went Into My Attic Looking For A Water Leak Coming Into My Living Room And It Appears That I’m Also In Quarantine With This Whatever Monstrosity Left This Behind. Its Soft To The Touch So I’m Assuming It’s Still Around 4 My Kiddo Cut His Hair Yesterday, Then Agreed To Let Me Have A Little Fun With It Before We Fixed It 5 Poor Kid 6 That Online Session Didn’t Go Well Then. Not Surprised At All, These Next Few Weeks Are Going To Be Hell For Teachers & Parents 7 Had To Say Goodbye To An Old Friend Today. I’ve Had It For About 11 Years And It Finally Gave In During My Quarantine. Rest In Peace, Buddy, And Thanks For All The Incredible Memories 8 Angry French Noises 9 Country Has Gone Into Lockdown The Day Before We Were Having A New Kitchen Fitted. No Oven, Stove, Nothing 10 That Was The Isolation Wine 11 My Buddy Was Cleaning Out His Desk While At Home During The Quarantine, And Found A $50 Gift Card 12 I’m Regretting Panic Buying $100 Worth Of Legos To End Up With My Children Ignoring Them And Instead Playing With A Cardboard Box And A Can Lid For The Last 2 Hours 13 So My Fridge Doors Just Fell Off 14 Bathroom Flooded And I Lost Four Good Men 15 We Had One Roll Left. Kids… 16 Covid-19 Shut Down The Dental School I Was Getting Work Done On For The Next Month. Wish Me Luck 17 Bought 60 Doughnuts For The Office Today To Celebrate My 20th Birthday, Only To Be Told I Need To Self Isolate/ Work From Home For The Next Week 18 We Were Getting Our Kitchen Redone When The Corona Virus Happened. We Currently Are Living Through This With A Toaster Oven And A Sink 19 Never Ordered Groceries To Be Delivered. I Just Wanted Three Bananas 20 Governor Just Ordered All “Non Life Sustaining” Businesses To Close, Including Construction And Contractors. This Is The Current State Of My Only Bathroom 21 Can You Spare A Square? 22 My Friend Went To The Apple Store Today Because He Broke His iPhone XS Both Front And Back. They Told Him That Because Of Corona The Repair Service Was Temporarily Closed. He Then Chooses To Buy The 11 Pro Which He Then Dropped When Opening The Box 23 Day Two Of Captivity And My Son Clogged The Toilet. Then This 24 I Didn’t Partake In The Toilet Paper Panic. Maybe I Should Have? 25 Can’t Explain To My Cats The Gravity Of What They’ve Done 26 Girlfriend’s Grad Cancelled Due To The Virus So She’s Picking Up Her Degree From The Student Desk 27 It’s Better Than Nothing 28 Behold, 125 Kazoos With Our Wedding Date On Them That Arrived At Our Door The Day We Emailed Everyone To Tell Them The Wedding Was Postponed 29 My Husband Has Been Home 24/7 For A Whole Three Days And My Dog Is A Full On Traitorous Bastard. It’s Like I Don’t Exist. This Is Crap 30 So, I’m Stuck At H Here In Italy With Already Not Much To Do, And This Morning My GPU Decided To Just Fry 31 Dropped My Charger Cable Behind The Desk. It Landed On The Power Strip. And Turned It Off. My Computer Was On That. And So Was My Work 32 Someone Forgot Their Bag Full Of Groceries 33 Someone Threw A Rock Through My Front Window At 4 In The Morning 34 1st Day Of Family Quarantine. TV Dies 35 It Was Announced Today That My Country Is Going Into Lockdown. My Door Was Being Repaired When The Announcement Was Made And The Repair Man Left In A Panic 36 My Quarantine Is Fine, Thanks For Asking 37 Do Not Order Your Toilet Paper From The Wish App 38 Lost His Blueberries 39 As A Single Man Who Has Eaten Out Pretty Much Every Day Since I Was 19, This Whole “Fend For Yourself ” Quarantine Plan Is Utter Crap 40 Today My Partner Learned That You Shouldn’t Put Off A Haircut Until The Apocalypse When The Only Person Left To Do It Is Your Girlfriend
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