Five stars for sass! Hilarious gallery reveals restaurant owners' VERY cutting responses to customers' bad reviews - including one who told a disruptive diner 'I'd kick you out again'

 Customers don't often hold back when it comes to posting bad restaurant reviews - and these posts prove the owners can give as good as they get. 

From a diner who was too drunk to be served alcohol to another who chose to show off their chest hair instead of their ID, Texts From Last Night has rounded up a selection of witty messages restaurant owners have penned in response to poor reviews from visitors and even competitors.

One restaurateur argued a customer treated the dining area like a playground after reading a review that accused them of grumpy service and a lack of personal cleanliness.


Another blasted a reviewer for claiming to have found a fingernail in their food -despite the restaurant not even being open yet. 

Texts From Last Night has rounded up a selection of amusing responses restaurant owners have given to poor reviews - and it will make you think twice about who to trust when making a booking (file image)

Texts From Last Night has rounded up a selection of amusing responses restaurant owners have given to poor reviews - and it will make you think twice about who to trust when making a booking (file image)

Liar, liar! One restaurant owner, whose location is unknown, blasted someone for writing a bad review before their venue had even reopened

Liar, liar! One restaurant owner, whose location is unknown, blasted someone for writing a bad review before their venue had even reopened

Another owner, who runs a restaurant in the US, accused their reviewer of being refused service because they harassed female staff and chose to show their chest hair instead of their ID

Another owner, who runs a restaurant in the US, accused their reviewer of being refused service because they harassed female staff and chose to show their chest hair instead of their ID


Game over! A restaurant owner, whose location is unknown, blasted the reviewer for leaving a bad comment after trying to turn the dining room into a playground for their children

Game over! A restaurant owner, whose location is unknown, blasted the reviewer for leaving a bad comment after trying to turn the dining room into a playground for their children 

One person was slammed for claiming the bartender was rude, while failing to acknowledge that their friend was too drunk to be served

One person was slammed for claiming the bartender was rude, while failing to acknowledge that their friend was too drunk to be served 

Another business owner was left unimpressed after figuring out the individual who wrote their 'bad' review was one of their neighbours

Another business owner was left unimpressed after figuring out the individual who wrote their 'bad' review was one of their neighbours

Good riddance! A restaurant owner, who lives in Manhattan, vowed to kick out a customer who complained about the time breakfast service ended

Good riddance! A restaurant owner, who lives in Manhattan, vowed to kick out a customer who complained about the time breakfast service ended 

One business owner, based in Iceland, asked a customer to explain how they were able to have a bad experience with an item not available on their menu

Another owner based in the US accused a customer of using a stock image to support their bad review about finding a maggot in their food

Another owner based in the US accused a customer of using a stock image to support their bad review about finding a maggot in their food 

Someone's sour! A restaurant owner, who lives in Miami, accused a reviewer of complaining about their business because they were fired from the establishment

Someone's sour! A restaurant owner, who lives in Miami, accused a reviewer of complaining about their business because they were fired from the establishment

One person who runs a business in the UK blasted a reviewer for complaining about portion sizes after attempting to split a meal for one between four people

One person who runs a business in the UK blasted a reviewer for complaining about portion sizes after attempting to split a meal for one between four people 

Five stars for sass! Hilarious gallery reveals restaurant owners' VERY cutting responses to customers' bad reviews - including one who told a disruptive diner 'I'd kick you out again' Five stars for sass! Hilarious gallery reveals restaurant owners' VERY cutting responses to customers' bad reviews - including one who told a disruptive diner 'I'd kick you out again' Reviewed by Your Destination on May 26, 2021 Rating: 5

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